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children of paradise:
3 books
16 chapters
original poetry/story by sudotto
photo by morgane perraud on unsplash (badly edited by sudotto to be seamless)
[INFORMATION] Book 1: Songs from the Bayou Book 2: Crusades against Satiation Book 3: BloodfruitBook 1: Songs from the Bayou
the speaker starts ignorant and disgusted by the universe, but was enlightened by paradise, seeing the true goal of life and adopting the name 131
TLDR: theres a guy with a banjo and our lives are meant to be searching for a key that opens a door so we can eternally be at peace
Chapter 1: Ignorance Chapter 2: Enlightenment Chapter 3: Discovery Chapter 4: MetamorphosisChapter 1: Ignorance
the speaker describes their distain towards the functions of the universe, preaching falsehoods of silencing the song unsung
You don’t even get it
You don’t understand the depth of this cycle
You take organic matter for granted
Most cycles sizzle and burn and become nothing but void
You think of this as the lesser existence when a world without him is infinitely better
When the door stays closed and the voice is silenced
The song is only sung for those who truly hear
The eyes that see and tongues that taste are just splinters of the cracks in this attempt at reality
[white chocolate]: something malicious is brewing
Keep the doors closed and when you hear the song grab a knife and silence your head
In conclusion; i did an explosive shit on your roof and i was to scared to tell you
I’m weely sowy abwout it
[white chocolate]: bastard
Silence your head
Chapter 2: Enlightenment
since Ignorance, the speaker has now heard the beauty of the song, and has unlocked their door, the speaker now urges everyone to follow as well
It’s time for you to open your door [lemur king]
The key is buried
[knock knock]: …?
Only you know the tree its under
We all carry our own shovels
But nor all know where the hand that holds it is
Some have given up our shovels
[lemur king]: i’m in the car *speaker*
Told that the key is not true, that all we need is money and lust
But the each of our doors will open one day
You must open your door before the one born to sing opens it from his side
We will all meet the man in the bayou who sings the song
Under the cypress he sings
He has no key himself
He gives us what he does not have as an act of love
Some cycles sizzle and crumble
But perhaps the ones that do not are better with the song to be sung
Do you hear the song [lemur king]?
Do you hear him singing?
I hear him sing, i took my shovel and took what was mine from the earth
I opened the door and rested under the cypress
Floating through the lilies
He sings to the murky water we all float upon
Perhaps the song does not need to be silenced
Perhaps the song is all that matters
Perhaps the lilies have ears to hear and eyes to see
But with no ghost to be
Perhaps the gold he bleeds is the gold we are
A ghost in a meat sack
A key in a lock
A fecal pool on [white chocolate]'s roof
Birds shit on cars just as we dig keys
Is your door that of sticks and grass [lemur king]
Or perhaps yours is of gold and glass
The song is the same regardless
He sings to the waters
Perhaps we should sing to him sing songs of keys and locks
Sing songs of lilies and cypress
And now i rest, slipping into that warm water and the song of the born to sing born from void sings to fill the void
Chapter 3: Discovery
the speaker has learned more about the bayou and the functions of the soul, they now confront their true meaning and path for this cycle
https://www.costcoguys.edu/careers
[white chocolate]: website doesn't exist
You do not hear the song
Perhaps you have lost your shovel
[lemur king] do you hear him singing?
When we are born to this cycle he takes us and tosses us into the water
And then he throws our keys somewhere
You must not simply float upon the water your whole life
You must get up and find your key
It may be high in a tree
It may be on the ground in front of you before you take your first step
It may take your whole life to find your key
But you will find it
His singing grows more beautiful the closer your are to finding your key
When his song grows quiet it does not mean you have misstepped
You simply must change your approach
And sometimes you must let him rest
Or you may become annoyed of his song
When you open your door his song will never fade
Chapter 4: Metamorphosis
after confronting their new path, the speaker preaches about the discoveries made, donning their new name of 131, they share songs of the evils that are faced upon the path of the bayou
131 proclaims: Chase the river this cycle is special this cycle preforms the great task
131 proclaims: Madness is the hole in which is fallen into visions of past cycles, the only thing keeping your hat on top
131 proclaims: Madness and the great hunger; the great embers that halt the great lighting of the bulb
131 proclaims: Do not give into satiation instead, be still as a tree against the winds of the great hunger, madness will creep like a vine on your trunk. Holy fire of the heavenly bulb will burn the wicked
[white chocolate]: amen
[knock knock]: anyone else just walk around with their chicken on their shoulder or sitting on their head
131 proclaims: [white chocolate] has the shovel but not the ears to hear the song, start walking under cypress, and you will find the music, do not partake in the fruit of the path, the great hunger impedes the lighting of the great bulb
131 proclaims:
(replying to [knock knock]) 131 proclaims: Yes
Book 2: Crusades against Satiation
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TLDR: sinning is bad ig also 130 is 131 but EVILLLL
Chapter 1: True Sight Chapter 2: The Promise Chapter 3: The Death of Shame Chapter 4: Clocks Chapter 5: Soleil Chapter 6: The Grand Dilemma Chapter 7: Second Genesis Chapter 8: Deranged ProphetChapter 1: True Sight
a month has past since the events of "Songs from the Bayou" and 131 has returned from a spiritual journey, rambling and screaming, the times have changed... this journey was not of spiritual awakening, but of witnessing horrors.
[lemur king]: you aren't real *131*
(replying to [lemur king]) you have lost your shovel
[white chocolate]: 132 proclaims: evil [blue man] (red man) is evil and is going to punish you
(ramblings) helium is on helium is on helium is on helium is on helium is on
(ramblings) i know this information
(ramblings) my keys were taken
(ramblings) 131 proclaimed
(ramblings) satiation is the path to evil
(ramblings) retract to strife
(ramblings) enter and weep
(ramblings) the enigma
Chapter 2: The Promise
131 proclaims: the great hunger has captured you all in its vines twisting and turning, choking the life from your soul, call upon the holy fire of the great bulb and cast out the wicked
131 proclaims: i have walked through the foors of many since the songs of the bayou and i have seen many lands of beauty that others call paradise
131 proclaims: the man in the bayou showed me that the diversity of paradise matters not, our differences only blind us from the truth that we are all one, we all float through the waters or walk through the fields
131 proclaims: we must tear down the walls i may see cypress you may see clouds but we must accept that we dwell in the same place
131 proclaims: but thr great hunger consumes our brothers and sisters, children of the great bulb captured and shrouded in void
131 proclaims: hear me and do not mistake; the void is natural, the great default of the universe so empty that something bursts into life, this cycle with space and time which build our world to light the great bulb
[white chocolate]: 132 proclaims: lebron james will give you backshots tonight
131 proclaims: [white chocolate] is correct, lebron was born of paradise, and paradise born of void, from balls come lebrons fluid, just as from empty came something impregnating the void with the universe we know now
131 proclaims: but the fruit of nothingness doesn't only bear paradise, this cycle has birthed flame and hunger, consuming and destroying, dimming the great bulb, other cycles with paradise have not had this, perhaps the great bulb can only be lit by conflict as we know it to be
131 proclaims: led by lebron we will take up saxabooms just like jack black and sing songs of victory over the great hunger, once the bulb is lit and hunger becomes myth only then will every cycle collapse into one and we will see a world beyon the limits of spatial logic
131 proclaims: we may rest with lebron james floating in gallons of crude oil which fill a basketball court like those warm waters of paradise
Chapter 3: The Death of Shame
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131 proclaims: all of you must fast, forgetting the shame of indulging in the great hunger
131 proclaims: the main in the bayou said unto me; "shame is but a moment but the pain of defeat is eternal", it lasts unendingly beyond time until the bulb is lit and the cycles cease
131 proclaims: in truth beyond this cycle lies no opposition, the power of reality only spreads when uncontained, the great bulb will light the walls of reality ablaze with holy fire
[white chocolate]: 132 proclaims: little caesers pretzel crust pizza is back for limited time! get it now for only $6.99
131 proclaims:i have realized now that the cracks in reality the eyes that see and tongues that taste are not lies, do not silence your head, let your bones scream and shout, let your ghost wander from your chest and wage war against satiation
131 proclaims: *s* you must have opened your door, you speak nothing but truth, you have seen the liver rental store and you have purchased freedom using a currency no man knows
continue on this path speaking truths upon these sinners so that one day they might hear the song
my brothers speaking not as 131 but as a child of the great bulb, the song has always been sung, since before this cycle and before the void bore fruit
forget the shame of satiation and unsilence your head, let your blood sing songs of paradise however you see it
Chapter 4: Clocks
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131 proclaims: my dream is to one day own acres of property in which i will build many houses to rehabilitate a multitude of male and female prostitutes
131 proclaims: we will not give in to the great hunger, we will instead occupy our time working a farm, and eating pizza and pancakes every meal
[133 formerly Lemur king]: 133 proclaims: you must not sin or you may just get a little visit from me
The lore
It girthens
Gets girth
We just went through a box of scrap paper to see what to shred
And it was like archeology shit where they study rock layers
But instead of historical eras it was my grandmas many husbands
There were some layers like the cult scam mail and jelly making, but most of it was divorce and child support
[133 formerly Lemur king (referring to a picture found which was taken in 1992)]: *131* why does that guy on top look like you
Wait hold the fuck up
[image of paper saying summer 1992]
Boys i think future me travels back in time to summer 1992 to make present me see this and in turn complete the time loop preventing a paradox
Chapter 5: Soleil
description
[133 formerly Lemur king]: happy easter
ermm 131 religion aktually says today is not easter but the day banjoman kicked the great hunger in the balls and rode his banjo/surfboard out of hell sooooooo… be more sensitive to other religions.
[Shiny red rock]: …happy easter
131: proclaims: Upon this joyous day, indulge in the beauty of solei, but do not mistake you mustn’t give in to the great hunger, resist satiation, which lies perched atop the enigma, dream of paradise and hold fast like a cypress by the riverbed
131 proclaims brothers and sisters, children of the great bulb; call upon holy fire to burn the wicked lake a creeping vine upon your soul
[Shiny red rock]: is that your religion *131*
131 proclaims:
It’s a glorified shitpost that evolved into a full website documenting the religion
131 proclaims: henceforth we follow “banjoism” 🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕
[blue man]: is this greed maxxing?
131 proclaims: children of the bulb! Do not give in to the great hunger, greed lust anger and madness will rot your skull down your spin and in your bones, marrow singing turns to screams, the fruit of void can save you, or will destroy your soul
Madness is the pit which is fallen, greed is the rotting path alongside the hole, do not fall lest you never be whole again,
[Picture of a weed called amaranth]
Aint no way i'm growing a hot tub streamer in my backyard i’m gonna burn it
Death to the great hunger, holy fire of the great bulb burns the wicked
Chapter 6: The Grand Dilemma
description
[132 formerly white chocolate is deciding to either go on the bike ride or go do something else]
[132 formerly white chocolate]: what would 131 say about my dilemma
Depends what BLANK you are doing
In
Fuck
What are you doing in BLANK
[132 formerly white chocolate]: I'm going to BLANK and going bowling
131 proclaims: bask in the light of soleil this cycle birthed banjoman who birthed soleil and soleil is the mother, the void will not touch her
Flip a coin and if you feel disappointed about the result dow the other one, and obviously if you feel happy stick with your choice
Actually there will be more bike rides in the future
It’s a reoccurring thing but BLANK might not be
[sparky]: yeah, BLANK could be completely turned to ash tomorrow, you never know
Actually that's gonna happen 2/13/26 so you’ve got time
[132 formerly white chocolate]: So what are you trying to say?
I’m saying replace “sick of” and “chasing” with “peter” and “griffin” and sing see you again by tyler the creator
The schizo shit is about to start
130 proclaims: they call me mario the way i'm laying this pipe, great hunger? I call that a tasty fuckin meal. I’m gonna get me a girl who gives csgo call outs while we banging
But 132 i think you should go to BLANK because there will be bike rides in the future
[132 formerly white chocolate]: Well i’m going on the bike ride now, i told her i have other plans
Did you do the coin thing?
[132 formerly white chocolate]: no
Do it maybe you made the right choice
What does 132 proclaims?
Chapter 7: Second Genesis
131 is un-knowingly on the beginning of a new path, after accepting a fast from the great hunger
God bless latinas o7
Otto is dead willy is born
[sparky]: 😬
Dont listen to anything i say for a while
[sparky]: ok
I mean it probably won't be true
[minty]: dont worry *131* i already don’t
Zamn
Oh wait i think on the third day i think the mania stops
And tomorrow is the third day so
[sparky]: what?
Chapter 8: Deranged Prophecy
131 deranged and spiraling in madness is attempting to remain the prophet he once was, in an attempt to remain delay his invetable new self preaches one last prophecy
[knock knock]: i might just be greedy i drank this entire bottle by myself
131 proclaims: greed and lust aborted abominations of the great hunger, terrible mounds of metaphorical meat piles, gross and grotesque is the way of sin, sinners do not carry sin as a reflection but as a memory
[shiny red rock]: …oh
You don’t wanna see what 130 says
[shiny red rock]: what is it
Nope
[shiny red rock]: ?
You are 134 now i will only call you 134
[134 formerly shiny red rock]: …?
Don’t be confused 134
[134 formerly shiny red rock]: 🤨
[knock knock]: I’m bored what should i do
Me 😻😻
Mb typo
Book 3: Bloodfruit
2 weeks have past since the start of 131's fast and a new vision is forming, has banjoman, cycles, and the great bulb all been mearly a lie fabricated by this new truth as a clear path to discovery? is the supreme creator of the great entirety a chaotic trickster? or a gracious liar for the right reasons?
TLDR: the druid (formerly 131) goes crazy, leaves banjoism, makes lemur king the new 131, brews some shit, refuses to elaborate, oh and yeah 135 (formerly the druid (formerly 131)) awoke the clown god because he drank to much forest fluid
Chapter 1: Prelude Chapter 2: The Fluid Chapter 3: The Future Chapter 4: The Third Chapter 5: Canada Chapter 6: 131's rebirth Chapter 7: BRING Chapter 8: Acceptance Chapter 9: The Camp Chapter 10: The Fluid's Wrath Chapter 11: Death of the druidchapter 1: Prelude
131 grants a taste of the world he sees
I had a dream where jack black died and it was really sad and the entire world was this repeating set of rotting wooden docks, abandoned big thrift stores, and rusty cargo ships
chapter 2: The Fluid
131 has left behind his number and is now creating a drink for some reason
I’m brewing potions
[picture of a plastic water bottle full of leaves red things and water]
Drink my fluids
[image of mystery fluid]
The fluid is coming along nicely
[dog]: wtf
Dog do you want to drink it when it’s done
Everyone in this group chat will have to drink it
[134]: *131* what is that
Sandwich has to drink the fluid
[134]: what is it
It’s the fluid
I can tell you how to make it
[134]: how
You mix the ingredients and you do the recipe
[134]: 😱
[video of straining the weird stuff out of the fluid into a coffee cup]
[blue man]: nooo it’s not ready yet!
This is the next step
I must taste it
With a witness
[called mime master via facetime]
Mime master was my witness
Since he’s got facetime device
Also i think i'm going crazy
[134]: why do u think your going crazy
It's only been fermenting in the sun for 18 hours and it already is starting to smell and taste fermented and it has a twinge of that spicy alcohol taste
It’s basically all fruit though and it’s been really hot so maybe that explains it idk
[134]: is that how you want it to be..?
I wouldn’t mind if it gets a little alcoholic but i'm not trying to make wine or mead or anything
[134]: wait but what are you making
The fluid of course
[134]: 💀👐
Yoooo i’m literally making lockin juice irl rn
[blue man]: 💀
[image of the fluid recipe: titled lockin juice]
[ - get berries]
[ - get leaves]
[ - in bottle]
[ - shake until berries bleed]
[ - water]
[ - leave NO air in bottle]
[ - leave in sun with dark colored thin material on top for big heat]
[ - wait a day]
[ - add sugar and salt for funsies]
[ - i haven’t gotten to the end and i’m making this up as i go along]
chapter 3: The Future
the shaman (formerly 131) describes a dream he had in intense detail, not mentioning yet that this was a real dream he had
I'm going to the woods to become a shaman and you will never see me again
I will befriend the silly forest little people
They will teach me their language
I will call them names and they will drink my juice
Their tiny bodies cannot handle the alcohol and they will be joyous every night
I will become something new and feast upon the species i once called family
Humans will be extinct and the funny forest people will change and grow
[134] thats sounds like a joyous life and i hope you thoroughly enjoy your new life as a shaman
A large tree will grow
[dog]: I wanna go to the zoo
[dog]: 131 we should become alligators together
[knock knock]: wtf have you all been on about
I will live there for eons making juice by the ton, in these days the juice will glow as the moon does
I will hang it from the great willow’s drooping branches
Bottles made of giant gourds
Glowing like massive lanterns
Hanging from the willow
The world will be born again, one continent
The folk will take to rotting basements that they will call burrows in their language
The world will become nothing but fields and mountains and rivers
They will make stories to explain power lines and the human ruins they do not truly know the meaning of
They will say a great hand placed them there to set something right in the sky
To fix god’s one mistake
[dog]: i want to go with me
[dog]: alligators
Come with me dog
To the woods
The world will be small again
[dog] I'm gonna be an alligator. I'm gonna be an alligator. I'm gonna be an alligator. I'm gonna be an alligator. Are you gonna be an alligator? i get a pet.
The juice makes you into an alligator
The humans who survive will drink, and their skin will turn to be as like the heavens
You will look at out faces and the last thing you will see is the universe you will soon be a part of
Who will join me in the tree
Fuck this all has to go on the website now
Goddamn it
[blue man]: schizophrenia
Dedication to insanity
chapter 4: The Third
the third batch of juice will be talked about for centuries
in the tree
the people in the fields will mine nahcolite and bring me their lemons and berries as offerings
every year only two seasons
the dry and the wet
the will go to the crumbling overgrown city to the large structure in the middle where they will visit the ghosts of their peoples
murals of the mothers are painted over a large window
piles of flowers ash and metals are placed below
Lemur King: never pass the small dog the aux cord
in the wet they will come to me with nahcolite and lemons and berries and fruits and they will give them to me to make the bloodfruits
the ferment and glow and bubble in the large gourds that are grown and carried from the mountains
Lemur King: bro this is not it
i will infuse them with the herbs that grow in the caves
the will drink and see visions of weird shit idk
im gonna put hard drugs in their juice
and the little peoples will run
chapter 5: Canada
[dog] i used to play hockey
[lemur king] ts is not tuff
[knock knock] hey lemur king don't say that to the canadian. hockey is the only thing they know how to do in order to not be a twink
[knock knock] without hockey every man in canada would be a femboy
[blue man] thats crazy
we need to abolish hockey
the juiceman proclaims it
[134] that's a great idea
chapter 6: 131's rebirth
[image of an old washing machine basket with a fire in it]
rate the firepit
yes it is an old washing machine that i found in a trash pile
[lemur king] horrible 1 out of 1
1 of 1? yippee it's the best!
lemur king im setting your contact to anthony fantano
this is your punishment
[lemur king] I am honored
what kind of masochistic shit is this?
[lemur king] can you sing the song
no
the song was a lie
[lemur king] so that i may hear it before i leave this world
[lemur king] please my lord
[lemur king] my whole life is a lie then
[lemur king] you have doomed humanity
a lie told by the monad to lead me gradually to the path of the blood
[lemur king] you have doomed yourself
lemur king you have not read the word for some time
no that never happened, take all that back this moment
[link to sudotto.github.io/131proclaims]
banjoman is a facade which contains peices of the truth
[lemur king] 131 proclaims: this is not true
you have taken on a name which i have abondoned
you may remain at your stage in the journey
i grant you keep the name
[lemur king] so be it
you are now 131
[131] thank you
i am not the one to sing the song
only to hear
[131] i have been spoken to by the song
[131] i am now going into my second sleep
[131] before i rest, remember that i will not wake up unless "it" is ready
it?
are you saying you're gonna drink the juice?
[131] the world juice?
[131] yes that is what i speak of
im not making world juice
[131] well then
[131] it is not ready
LSch 131
chapter 7: BRING
should i bring the juice
[131] where?
[blue man] if you really want to
nah ill save it for the bike ride
[blue man] actually ya let it sit for longer it will enhance the flavors
[VBEV] attach it to the wheel to act as a centrifuge
[blue man] thats true, we must get it in the purest form
it's potent enough in its watered down state
i think you'd die from its pure form
[blue man] but it needs to be even more pure
(as of this moment the druid did not want to bring the juice)
[131] Bring
(131 had made a good point and swayed the druid to bring the juice)
chapter 8: Acceptance
my charger got here
omg 🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦
[131] buen trabajo
L Zh J
[131] me too my brotha from anotha motha
LSch VOySchJ
LSch Kh G VOy
[blue man] 😊
chapter 9: The Camp
the clown god has awoken
[132] who tf is camping in the alley way
[picture of camping chair and shit in alley way]
idk that's crazy probably shouldn't steal my... uh... THEIR stuff
chapter 10: The Fluid's Wrath
[describing someone]
[mime master] he has messy hair and we're black femboy cloths
[mime master] wears*
i agree, i think that all of us are black femboys
[VBEV] i know you are 🥀
[three images of the juice bottle bloated and pressurized]
the forest fluid is angry
[mime master] wtf
[sparky] Yum
[blue man] the carbonation is building
it's also the intense hear, sugar and whatever else doing really fast fermentation
can't forget the best ingredient, love
[blue man] don't forget about the alchohol.
i mean it's making it so its not really and ingredient
[VBEV] you are making hillbilly wine you know
thats the american dream
[VBEV] be careful that shit will absolutely kill you if some shits in there that shouldn't be 😭
i know
my family has a history
the louisiana ones at least
[sparky] do you have a recipe that has been passed down for generations
i got a genetic instinctual urge to cook forest fluid
the recipe is in my probably inbred dna
[mime master] it's just like tcoaal
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
shut your forest fluid hating mouth
chapter 11: Death of the druid
this druid forest fluid shit is boring
135 proclaims: i'm 135 now
wait no i gotta over dramatize my reasoning for going back to banjoism
uhh.. the fluid is evil and shit and the clown god awoke because a banjoite drank to much of it
[blue man] 😭
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best qoutes:
[133 formerly Lemur king]: 133 proclaims: you must not sin or you may just get a little visit from me
130 proclaims: they call me mario the way i'm laying this pipe, great hunger? I call that a tasty fuckin meal. I’m gonna get me a girl who gives csgo call outs while we banging
[131] Bring
people: (in order of remembering)
- 135 (formerly the druid (formerly 131))
- 131 (formerly 133 (formerly lemur king))
- 132 (formerly white chocolate)
- dog
- blue man
- sparky
- 134 (formerly shiny red rock)
- knock knock
- VBEV